The 80 Most Famous Spongebob Quotes

If you were a 1990s or 2000s kid and watched Spongebob, you know just how funny and influential it was.

Hopefully, some of these following Spongebob quotes can jog your memory and provide you with some nostalgia. Here are 80 of the best Spongebob quotes of all time!

Between funny quotes about Krabby patties from the main character Spongebob to meaningful quotes on life from Plankton, you’re sure to find some amusing quotes on this list.

 “I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob Squarepants.

“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.” – Spongebob Squarepants.

 “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob Squarepants.

 “I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” – Patrick Star.

 “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs.

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